I was watching one of my favorite shows the other night, Tosh.0, when this OH! SO AMAZING segment called "Things You Should Never Run Into A Room and Yell" appeared magically on my television screen. In this segment Daniel Tosh, the host, runs into a room screaming incredibly random things to a roomful of his co-workers. Tosh is an amazing guy and so I was inspired to make my own list of random things for you to run into a room and yell or even just to toss around casually during an intimate and serious conversation. Enjoy!:
- Does your aunt have a toilet seat?
- Help! I am being attacked by a giant raisin!
- I'm not moldy!
- 1776 was a good year for paper
- I like toenails.
- A moose once bit my sister
- He's stealing organs and replacing them with stuff!
- I'm sure it was the nargles
- I'm going to make toast!
- There is a Voldemort in my turban!
- I've got new socks on...
- Let's get cookin' some biscuits!!!
- Sharks hide behind trees
- She found her keys locked in the fridge
- The pig accepts me!
- Sniffing jackets is a bad habit!
- Why was there bacon in the soap?
- You guys are just begging to face the moose!
- Does this mean I get to keep my dictionary?
- Do you want to dance to the beat of the copy machine?
- Do you know where your spatula is?
- I've named bushes before
- I've never thought about my kidneys before?...
- Now I can use your hair in my potions!
- That whale just took out a stop sign!
- The storks are in the living room!
- Everybody loves pancake mix!
- My shins are an elephant!
- Oh look, corn nuts all over the floor
- Why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall?
- That's the last time I put sushi in my pocket!
- Cookie dough is the new hair gel!!!
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